To be fair, in all of my life, I have never seen a lake in Philadelphia. I know there are some rivers, duh. I've seen a few pools... and I've seen very large potholes full of water (usually a little too late... be careful out there this summer, kids).
WE'RE COMING BACK TO THE MOTHERLAND... PHILLY. LIBERTY BELLZ.
EXPECT BTC COFFEE AND PASTRIES. MAYBE SOME SURPRISE APPEARANCES.